6/1/2010 Saturday

I spent the day preparing for Chinese New Year. I really can't wait! Also, my two friends were bugging me to continue the Akatsuki story. I shall acceed to their request.

However, I do have a wish. I do hope more of my friends could at least come take a look at my stories. D: Without further ado, enjoy the next part~!

Retard fic- An Akatsuki School [Kisame]

The next lesson was complusory for all students. However, only a group of twenty showed up as the rest were at their lessons. This year, only a hundred students were chosen among millions to take up the elite courses at the college. What will they do this round?

Kisame led them to a lake at the back of the school. Felicia and Amanda blinked. When did this Junior College own a lake?! Kisame turned to them and grinned. "Today, I will teach you fishing."

The students gasped. Fishing? Is this even a subject? He laughed at the puzzled look on their faces. "Believe it or not, fishing is also a weapon to kill."

He pointed towards the lake. The students gasped again when they saw eyes poking out from the water. "Those," Kisame explained. "Are freshwater crocodiles, the most fearsome crocodiles ever. Thankfully, they are only available in the asia region. This, is how we kill."

Kisame took up a fishing rod and pointed towards a sack at the distance. He threw his fishing rod. Within a flash, the sack fell into the waters and was torn into pieces within less than five seconds. Some of the students trembled and whispered: "H-how did Kisame-sensei do it?"

He turned around and replied: "I use the hook on my rod to hook onto the target's clothes. With enough strength, you can yank your target into these waters and the crocodiles will do the work for us. The usage of weeds are also allowed."

Everyone was made to practice using fishing rods to pull their opponent down onto the ground. They practiced for hours, yet Kisame was not satisifed. He kept calling out to them to work harder.

Ying Ting got bored of all this practice. She decided to fish. She took up a fish and threw it into the waters. Kisame saw it and was about to reprimand her when his face suddenly turned white. The crocodiles were viciously attacking the poor piece of meat. Then, he screamed.

Every student turned around to stare at their teacher. He crouched at a corner and was crying. "How? How can you do that to the poor little fish?!?!"

Ying Ting stared at him and replied: "It is dead."

"NO!! Fishies should be given a decent burial! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The wailing caught Zetsu's attention and he had Kisame march straight off into Pein's office.

Fishing lessons were cancelled until Kisame recovered from his trauma. Another rule was added to the Akatsuki College rules:

Fishes will be treated with respect from now on. No fishes will be sold in stores or found anywhere within these premises.

R&R ^w^